Special Guest: Harper (10 years old!)
She kicks off the show with some Phoenix-roasting jokes that'll have you cackling into your pint. ("Why don’t Phoenix Rising players like fireworks night?...")
Match Analysis:
Arturo’s “I’m Him” performance finally arrives—Ben Pierman must be proud.
MD Myers keeps scoring while Juan David Torres keeps assisting. Is there a better duo in USL?
Landry’s long-range rocket might be the goal of the season.
Defensive depth creates a welcome dilemma: Archer, Edwards, Graham, Joey—who starts?
What do you do with Cal and Malloy on the bench and a midfield packed with talent?
Player Spotlights:
Arturo Rodriguez: from inconsistent to midfield commander.
Landry: Swiss army knife of the squad—midfield, defense, left wing, SportsCenter highlight machine.
Joey: Biologist, future doctor, fan favorite.
Jeremy Kelly: New signee with EFL experience and ties to Coach Pearman.
Bonus Banter:
The Jaegermeister Cup: Does it matter? Should we care?
Pitch conditions: Is Granit about to take over field maintenance?
Christian’s clean sheet predictions.
Baby’s first match (and Patrick’s caffeine blood level check-in).
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