Episodes

Listen

Pirmanns Masterstroke: Battery's Two-Gun Raid defeats Lou City
𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖗ü𝖊April 10, 2026x
31
47:5743.9 MB

Pirmanns Masterstroke: Battery's Two-Gun Raid defeats Lou City

The Charleston Battery just made a statement. In one of the biggest matches of the season, the Battery went into Louisville and walked out with a 2-0 win, snapping Louisville’s unbeaten run and proving this team can adapt, defend, and deliver on the big stage. This wasn’t just a win—it was a tactica...

The Most Dangerous Lead Strikes Again: Brace for Emilio 3 (comeback kid?)
𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖗ü𝖊March 28, 2026x
30
37:2434.24 MB

The Most Dangerous Lead Strikes Again: Brace for Emilio 3 (comeback kid?)

The Charleston Battery pull off a gritty 3–2 comeback win after going down 2–0—and the Cannon Crüe has plenty to say about it. From questionable starting XI decisions to a goalkeeper debate that’s heating up fast, this episode breaks down what went wrong early, what changed late, and why this team m...

Battery Strike Down the Champions | Match Reaction vs Pittsburgh
𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖗ü𝖊March 14, 2026x
29
49:2122.59 MB

Battery Strike Down the Champions | Match Reaction vs Pittsburgh

WIN TICKETS TO THE NEXT MATCH Before we get into the show… 📸 Send us a photo of your Charleston Battery jersey! We want to see the best jersey in the fleet — classic kits, new kits, custom names, all of it. Winner receives: 🎟️ Two tickets 🚗 Yellow Lot parking pass 📍 For Wednesday’s upcoming Char...

2026 Preseason Begins: New Faces, New Expectations, and the shape of the Battery Part 1
𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖗ü𝖊February 28, 2026x
28
47:0943.17 MB

2026 Preseason Begins: New Faces, New Expectations, and the shape of the Battery Part 1

The Charleston Battery’s 2026 campaign is underway, and Cannon Crüe is back to break down everything you need to know heading into the new season. In this episode, we dive deep into the preseason storylines shaping Charleston’s trajectory. From where we were in 2025 to who we lost. We also discuss r...

Fire at will: Battery v. RIFC: Playoff Preview 2025
𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖗ü𝖊November 01, 2025x
28
53:0648.62 MB

Fire at will: Battery v. RIFC: Playoff Preview 2025

The Cannon Crüe returns for the playoffs as Granit, Ryan, and Patrick dissect Charleston Battery’s first-round clash with Rhode Island FC. The Crüe moves from laughter about NC roadwork to deep football talk—covering youth development, academies, coaching philosophies, and why Charleston needs to br...

Rain-Out, Blow-Out: Battery 5-0 Switchbacks
𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖗ü𝖊October 18, 2025x
27
42:5739.32 MB

Rain-Out, Blow-Out: Battery 5-0 Switchbacks

ain couldn’t stop the Battery—only supercharged them. In this episode, Granit and Ryan break down the 5-0 demolition of Colorado Springs Switchbacks, from Aaron Malloy’s bank-shot free-kick masterclass to VGO’s first professional goal. The Crüe relives the soaked-to-the-bone madness, celebrates Nate...

Jennings, MD, Rubio: Goals Worth the Wait! CHS 3, Root 3, points shared
𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖗ü𝖊September 19, 2025x
26
01:00:5955.83 MB

Jennings, MD, Rubio: Goals Worth the Wait! CHS 3, Root 3, points shared

Highlights The three goals breakdown (Jennings header, MD’s volley, Rubio’s finish). The playful chaos about parking passes and tailgates and Queen Bees (Yellow Lot supremacy vs. Blue Lot madness). Shoutouts to Battery’s fan culture on Hispanic Heritage Night. The spicy keeper debate (Luis vs. Chris...

Cal Strikes x 2, Playoffs Clinched, Battery 2, Indy one (way ticket home)
𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖗ü𝖊September 10, 2025x
25
48:5144.73 MB

Cal Strikes x 2, Playoffs Clinched, Battery 2, Indy one (way ticket home)

Charleston Battery secured their playoff spot with a 2–1 win over Indy Eleven, fueled by a Cal Jennings brace in front of a sold-out Patriots Point crowd. In this episode, Granit, Patrick, and Ryan break down the highs, lows, and “WTF” moments of the match — from clinical penalties to shaky keeping ...

Battery Shock Pittsburgh: From Louisville Wreckage to Redemption
𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖗ü𝖊August 23, 2025x
24
43:2639.76 MB

Battery Shock Pittsburgh: From Louisville Wreckage to Redemption

This week on Cannon Crüe , Granit and Patrick break down Charleston Battery’s road win in Pittsburgh—our first since 2018. We cover: Waves, storms, and the unfortunate postponement of Surfers Healing 🌊 The rotation puzzle: who sat, who stepped up, and what it means for the playoff push Joey’s drop,...